February Prize Badge Competition
It’s a new month! It’s time for the prize badge competition!
But what’s a prize badge competition Luis?
Well, a prize badge competition is a competition I hold every month where I ask you a mystery question and if you answer it your name goes inside the lucky lottery draw to win a homemade badge made by me, Luis, from Lessons with Luis!
This month’s mystery question is:
What is your funniest joke?
All you need to do is tell me your best funny joke in the comments section on this page and you go into the draw to win a prize!
This month, February, is a extra special competition because the prize you can win is the biggest one yet!
Each competition winner will win:
Two badges and two tickets to my Melbourne Comedy Festival Show this year:
Luis Presents: Kidney Kingdom!
Exiting!
There will only be two winners so make sure you enter! This will be the only time we will be giving away tickets in the prize badge competition because we need to save money to buy costumes for our show.
Also, please leave your email address so I can email you if you’re a lucky winner.
If you enter your email in the email box, don’t worry, only me and my family can see it. Privacy is important.
We will announce the winners in two week’s time.
Get cracking with the jokes so you can make me and my family cracking up!
22 Comments
Luis
11 Feb 2012 11:02 am
Don’t forget to put your funny jokes please in the comments (below this).
Helen
11 Feb 2012 11:02 pm
Why is a pea small and green??
ANSWER:
Because if it was big and red it would be a fire-truck!
♥♥
Emma
12 Feb 2012 12:02 am
Favourite joke: What’s brown and sticky? ——————————————– A stick!
Favourite baking pun (I made it up after baking lots): You’ve scone crazy!
Eamon
12 Feb 2012 12:02 am
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Matt
12 Feb 2012 12:02 am
What’s stiff and has one eye?
A frozen pirate.
Ash
12 Feb 2012 12:02 am
What did the shoe say to the hat?
You go on a head, and I’ll go on foot!
Karina
12 Feb 2012 01:02 am
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?
“It’s not hard.”
Leigh Piper
12 Feb 2012 01:02 am
Where does a cat go when you turn out the lights?
In the dark.
Rebekah
12 Feb 2012 03:02 am
Why’d the first Koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It just wanted to. Why did the third Koala fall out??
PEER GROUP PRESSURE!! lol
Alannah
12 Feb 2012 05:02 am
Why don’t Anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of anty-bodies
Steve
21 Feb 2012 08:02 am
Best joke yet Luis!
Lauren
12 Feb 2012 05:02 am
Q. What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car?
A. “Robin, get in the car.”
Matt
12 Feb 2012 10:02 am
I laughed hard at this one.
Britt
13 Feb 2012 12:02 am
Q. What kind of animal says “Queck”?
A. A duck from New Zealand
Ryan
13 Feb 2012 12:02 am
A guy falls out of a 6th story window onto the footpath. A man watching the whole thing runs up to him and says, “What the hell happened?!”
The guys says “I don’t know, I just got here myself.”
Johnny
13 Feb 2012 01:02 am
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Georgia
13 Feb 2012 06:02 am
A kid walks into a soda store with a block of ashphalt and asks for two milkshakes, one now and one for the road!
Sara
13 Feb 2012 09:02 am
Q: Why was the sand wet?
A: Because the seaweed!
Corey
14 Feb 2012 07:02 am
Q: What do you call someone who expresses their love on twitter?
A: A tweetheart.
Thomas
14 Feb 2012 04:02 pm
Q: What do you get when you push a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A-flat minor!
Patrick
22 Feb 2012 06:02 am
Hello Luis, here is a joke for you to read/hear:
Q: What do you get if you cross two cats with a bottle of chocolate topping?
A: A terrible dessert.
Lloyd
15 Apr 2012 09:04 pm
Q: how many pretentious people it take to change a light bulb?
A: some obscure number, you probably wouldn’t have heard of it.
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